1. A combine. Yes, farm equipment.
2. Carpet.
3. A visit from Omar Gooding, host of "Wild and Crazy Kids."
4. Used sweatsuit.
5. To never meet the person who used the sweatsuit.
6. Automatic hand dryer for my apartment.
7. Someone to pay my ComEd bill. Remember when we didn't do that for over a year?
8. 3 Turbans.
9. More books, duh.
10. Membership to Pomegranate of the Month club.
11. For pomegranates to always be in season.
12. For pomegranates not to have gotten so popular.
13. For people to recognize that I've been eating pomegranates since I was 13. Way before you did.
14. For people to stop copying me fruit-alogically.
15. Black racer-back tank tops.
16. New Pumas. Either the shoes or the animals. I don't really care.
17. Slouchy knit beanies so I can lose them all the time.
18. A promise to take me to the Brookfield Zoo in the spring.
19. A pillow in the shape of a uterus.
20. No one to expect a Thank You.
21. Someone to pay for my hair to get touched up.
22. A new fancy brush.
23. A new bottle of Hypnotic Poison. They sell it at Macy's. Its not like its hard to find a Macy's.
24. No seriously, I really did run out of Hypnotic Poison and I really want to start wearing it again for the winter.
25. An egg nog pie to exist.

What did she want in 2005?
2008?